Today, after lunch, when I was sitting down to address a couple of e-mails, my work phone rang. It was number I'm not familiar with, but I don't always recognize area codes, and I figured it was a headhunter or something.
This is Geochick
Geochick! This is your Uncle B!!
Your Uncle B!, You know, I'm J's brother.
Uh, I'm sorry, I don't think I have an Uncle B or J, do you have the right number?
Yeah, your name is Geochick, right? Your mom is Sally Someone, and your dad is Davey Dolittle.
Oh my God, I'm going to kill J, I thought he already contacted you.
How did you find me?
We've always wondered how you and your brother were doing....
Dear readers, I've been found by the other half of my family.
p.s. Kind of a tough call to get at work.