Any Good Jokes Today?

The resident prankster in my office is gone today so it's been rather quiet.  The only thing I've seen is a sign in one of the elevators that stated the elevator would only stop on floors 8 and higher.  Lame.

I'm not clever enough to pull off April Fool's jokes but I do find some of them funny.  Apparently I should steer clear of FB today (and a few more days to let status updates get buried) given that I've heard there's a plethora of fake pregnancy announcements.  Really don't need to see those and they aren't that funny.